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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Corbynites are selling heroin to the unions every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Corbynites selling heroin to the unions was George Osborne who today said But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..


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