Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. The poor have been tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Bernard Manning has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks: The True Face Of Evil", Bernard Manning says, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for the poor. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.