The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of listening to loud music, all of them involving so-called new age travellers.

In the glorious days of David Cameron, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience listening to loud music, but nowadays thanks to so-called new age travellers listening to loud music is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Surely something can be done?.