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Anarchists have been setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

John Major said of anarchists, "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?"

Anarchists made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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