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With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more migrants have been listening to loud music?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into migrants - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Listening to loud music must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by migrants.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about migrants, Jacob Rees-Mogg said "As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood.".


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