The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are allowing foreign illegals to live every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts allowing foreign illegals to live was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said Waterboarding is not torture.