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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are assisting asylum seekers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers assisting asylum seekers was The Queen who today said surely something can be done?.


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