Al Qu’aeda bosses have been engaging in steamy sex romps the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

The Queen said of Al Qu’aeda bosses, "But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there."

Al Qu’aeda bosses made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.