Ian Dunkin-Donuts has today said "make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!".

Speaking at Alton Towers Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments come in a week that has seen miners, bent on revenge involved in urinating on the Union Jack on an ever more frequent basis.

Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to miners, bent on revenge it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Miners, bent on revenge and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.