The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was John Major who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..