I’m not racist but surely allowing glue-sniffing teenagers to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Helping illegal immigrants is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that glue-sniffing teenagers aren’t helping illegal immigrants in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. An unnamed source agrees with me, saying today, "the day of the yob is upon us".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.