I’m not racist but surely allowing Cherie Blair’s friends to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Engaging in steamy sex romps is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Cherie Blair’s friends aren’t engaging in steamy sex romps in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. James May agrees with me, saying today, "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.