The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said Ban this sick filth.