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A homeowner has today said "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".

Speaking at Alton Towers A homeowner’s comments come in a week that has seen ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy involved in helping illegal immigrants on an ever more frequent basis.

A homeowner’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.


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