Charlie Harvey

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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of selling heroin to the unions, all of them involving the poor.

In the glorious days of Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience selling heroin to the unions, but nowadays thanks to the poor selling heroin to the unions is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is The lady’s not for turning.


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