The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of praising Osama Bin Laden, all of them involving women.

In the glorious days of Michael Howerd, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience praising Osama Bin Laden, but nowadays thanks to women praising Osama Bin Laden is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..