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Paedophiles have been pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Bernard Manning said of paedophiles, "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening."

Paedophiles made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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