The Mail has learned that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are responsible for setting fire to libraries.

Has the world gone mad? Unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are setting fire to libraries with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Theresa May, who said "I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman."