Vince Cable has today said "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Vince Cable’s comments come in a week that has seen hoody-wearing layabouts involved in plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life on an ever more frequent basis.

Vince Cable’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to hoody-wearing layabouts it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Hoody-wearing layabouts and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.