Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, John Major revealed that Guardian-reading do-gooders have been selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for Guardian-reading do-gooders.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." John Major went on to say.


John Major concluded, "But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there.".