The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was Richard Littlejohn who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..