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Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Young muslim men have been sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Anne Widdecombe has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone: The True Face Of Evil", Anne Widdecombe says, "our prisons are like holiday camps.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for young muslim men. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.


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