In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that French unions have been injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of French unions without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against French unions and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously speaking in support of our campaign said "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened".

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