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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that bleeding heart liberals are setting fire to libraries every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack bleeding heart liberals setting fire to libraries was The Queen who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..


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