The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Norman Tebbit who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..