Charlie Harvey

Daily Mail story generator

Another? »
Daily Mail Headline/Logo

Jacob Rees-Mogg has today said "read my lips; no new taxes".

Speaking at Alton Towers Jacob Rees-Mogg’s comments come in a week that has seen French unions involved in injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by on an ever more frequent basis.

Jacob Rees-Mogg’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to French unions it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. French unions and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.


Refresh/f5 for another daily mail story or maybe Tweet it.
This page uses the Daily Mail headline code by qwghlm. You’d probably like Dan and Dan’s Daily Mail song on youtube.