Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of admiring Jeremy Corbyn has been perpetrated by gypsies.

The Mail can reveal that gypsies are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

Jacob Rees-Mogg said of the gypsies, "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".