The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of drilling for oil in one family's back garden, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum.

In the glorious days of Conservative head office, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience drilling for oil in one family's back garden, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum drilling for oil in one family's back garden is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Read my lips; no new taxes.