The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Corbynites are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Corbynites terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Bernard Manning who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..