Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Hoodies have been tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks outside nursery schools.

Terror expert George Osborne has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks: The True Face Of Evil", George Osborne says, "I like sponge".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for hoodies. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.