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Jeremy Clarkson has today said "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Jeremy Clarkson’s comments come in a week that has seen asylum seekers involved in injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by on an ever more frequent basis.

Jeremy Clarkson’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to asylum seekers it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Asylum seekers and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.


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