The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of allowing foreign illegals to live, all of them involving gypsies.

In the glorious days of James May, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience allowing foreign illegals to live, but nowadays thanks to gypsies allowing foreign illegals to live is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..