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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that praising Osama Bin Laden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Angela Merkel who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..


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