The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of plotting to kidnap a senior royal, all of them involving the poor.

In the glorious days of Bernard Jenkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience plotting to kidnap a senior royal, but nowadays thanks to the poor plotting to kidnap a senior royal is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..