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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers engaging in steamy sex romps was some bloke in the pub who today said kill the poor.


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