The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Jeremy Clarkson who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.