I’m not racist but surely allowing unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Plotting to kidnap a senior royal is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace aren’t plotting to kidnap a senior royal in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. The Queen agrees with me, saying today, "We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.