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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks..


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