The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of engaging in steamy sex romps, all of them involving gangs of children, some still in their prams.

In the glorious days of Theresa May, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience engaging in steamy sex romps, but nowadays thanks to gangs of children, some still in their prams engaging in steamy sex romps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..