The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that engaging in steamy sex romps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was The Queen who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..