I’m not racist but surely allowing hoodies to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Getting away with arson is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that hoodies aren’t getting away with arson in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Vince Cable agrees with me, saying today, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.