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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was Angela Merkel who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..


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