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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Islamist youths are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Islamist youths smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was Lala from the teletubbies who today said the day of the yob is upon us.


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