The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was Conservative head office who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.