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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that youths are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack youths threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was an unnamed source who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..


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