I’m not racist but surely allowing Jeremy Corbyn fans to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Being foreign and suspicious looking is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Jeremy Corbyn fans aren’t being foreign and suspicious looking in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. An unnamed source agrees with me, saying today, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.