The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that listening to loud music is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are terrorising innocent investment bankers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts terrorising innocent investment bankers was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..