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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling heroin to the unions is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was David Cameron who today said kill the commie swine.


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