Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow louts such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but louts have this week been revealed as using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps louts would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of A homeowner who this week said, "new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is acceptable behaviour.