I’m not racist but surely allowing chavs to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that chavs aren’t being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Theresa May agrees with me, saying today, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.